A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course,
and no one can talk to a corpse, of course,
unless, of course, that talking corpse
is the famous Mister Dead!
People yakkity-yak the streets
and waste your time of day.
But Mister Dead will seldom speak,
because he is rotting away!
Image from Wikimedia Commons
::applauds:: Okay, now do the theme from “F Troop…”