Unlike the “Blind Men and the Elephant” fable, the 21st-Century GOP knows perfectly well that there’s an elephant in the room.
They just prefer to feign blindness and tell us that it’s a perfectly good wall, spear, snake, tree, fan, and rope. 😜
Best-Selling, Award-Winning, Tabletop Game Designer & Poet, "Retired"
Unlike the “Blind Men and the Elephant” fable, the 21st-Century GOP knows perfectly well that there’s an elephant in the room.
They just prefer to feign blindness and tell us that it’s a perfectly good wall, spear, snake, tree, fan, and rope. 😜
I posted this message earlier on Kickstarter, as an update to the Children of the Elder Sign project, but it’s too good a story to not share here.

Hey, gang!
Gen Con was great, but exhausting. Friends dragged me into four different Call of Cthulhu adventures—from 1920s, to cyberpunk, to the depths of space—and introduced me to several new board games. (I highly recommend For Sale.) And I picked up a few treasures in the Dealers Hall, ran into some old colleagues there, and introduced someone to the Bookmark No HP RPG in a spontaneous session while sheltering in a side room during a tornado warning. (Western setting involving cattle rustlers holed up in a farmer’s cabin during a thunderstorm.)
Saturday evening, just after the tornado warning was lifted, a friend asked me to snap a picture of them in front of a Chaosium demo room just off a main hallway. I set my bags and hoodie down at my feet in the middle of the hall to get the picture, waiting for a gap in the passing crowds, and when we were finished and I gathered my stuff, I forgot the little brown paper bag of dice sets I’d gotten at the Black Oak Workshop booth.
When I realized it a few minutes later, we were nearly at the exit, and I figured the bag was long gone. My friend convinced me to retrace our steps, but no dice. (Pun intended.) They suggested checking Lost & Found, but it was late, the halls were crowded, and I thought it was a lost cause.
The next morning, as my old college buddy and GDW compatriot Tim Ryan were on the way to an event, we stopped at Lost & Found on the off chance they’d been returned. And lo and behold, there they were. Someone in that crowd of 74,000 people had seen the unattended little bag, picked it up, and took the time to turn it in instead of taking it home with them.
The person at the counter said, “I work a lot of events, with a lot of crowds, and I have to say, gamers are by far the nicest, kindest of them all.” It’s a sentiment shared by restaurant owners and shop keepers in Indianapolis news stories every year. Gamers are the nicest, most polite of all the convention crowds they see.
I gotta admit, I was a little misty eyed to hear that said about our hobby. I’m a little misty eyed again just telling you. The dice would have been no great loss, but instead they gave me a memory to treasure.
Gamers are the best.
The Bookmark No HP RPG is proving to be the “Little Engine That Could,” in that it just keeps chugging along with best-sellers. Most recently, the Swords & Spellbookmarks! setting hit Gold Best-Seller status on DriveThruRPG.
This despite the fact that I haven’t had much chance to pay existing settings the attention they deserve. I hope to rectify that soon with some three-act adventures in the various genres, and a few solo adventure cards are already underway.
In any case, thank you to everyone who has taken a shining to this little system.
If you’re anywhere near Waterloo, Iowa this weekend, come check out Con-Quest 2026.
And if you do, be sure to look me up and say “Hi.”
I’ll be attending several panels, running two games, and hanging out at a signing booth in the Vendor’s Hall, with some Fanged Smileys dice sets and ultra-premium D13 RPG books for sale, along with a few other things.
Specifically, you can find me at these events:
Friday 7-8 pm: Gaming Through The Ages. “From early tabletop games to modern RPG systems, gaming culture has evolved dramatically. Panelists explore how the hobby has grown and where it may go next.” Brian Berg (Moderating), Lester Smith, David Sklenicka, Casey W. Christofferson. Meeting Room 1
Saturday 9:15-10:15 am: – Meet the Guests: Lightning Round. “Meet Con-Quest’s celebrities, artists, creatives, and guests of honor! Enjoy a lightning round of Q&A followed by time for audience questions.” Kamuela Kaneshiro (Moderating), Aaron Rosenberg, Lester Smith, Casey W. Christofferson, Knightmage. Main Stage
Saturday 10 am-2 pm: Lester Smith Gamemasters! “Join TTRPG Creator and Celebrity Gamemaster Lester Smith as he leads you in a TTRPG – Gamemaster’s Choice & Your Surprise!” Meeting Room 3
Saturday 4 pm-6 pm: Lester Smith Gamemasters! “Join TTRPG Creator and Celebrity Gamemaster Lester Smith as he leads you in a TTRPG – Gamemaster’s Choice & Your Surprise!” Meeting Room 3
Sunday noon-1 pm: Running A TTRPG Session Zero. “Session Zero sets the foundation for a successful campaign. Learn how Game Masters establish tone, expectations, safety tools, and character connections before the first adventure begins.” Dimitri Del Castillo (Moderating), Lester Smith, Toni Winslow-Brill, Casey W Christofferson, David Sklenicka. Meeting Room 4
Sunday 3-4 pm: Game Mechanics 101. Game mechanics shape how players interact with a game world. This panel explores the basics of designing clear, engaging rules that support storytelling, challenge players, and keep gameplay flowing smoothly. Brian Berg (Panel Moderator), Lester Smith, Toni Winslow-Brill, Guy Martelle. Meeting Room 4
And at Signing Table L2 in the Vendor Hall.
I do hope to see you there!